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(618): View more from Illinois

id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.

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(702): View more from Nevada

shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?

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(716): View more from New York

My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.

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(949): View more from California

shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...

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(303): View more from Colorado

dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage

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(206): View more from Washington

I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet

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