yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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