Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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