yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
we should paint friendship bongs
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