do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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