i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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