No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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