careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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