butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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