ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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