You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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