Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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