are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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