super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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