I wanna passion pit in your ass
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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