When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize
