Christians are straight up FREAKS
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
