? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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