woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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