For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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