I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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