We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Randomize
