therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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