You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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