haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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