Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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