She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
