do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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