Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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