belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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