How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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