It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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