How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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