some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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