READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
