Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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