We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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