Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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