The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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