i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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