I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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