she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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