My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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