UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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