i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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