I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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