I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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