New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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