i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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