it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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