When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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