You're a womanizer and a bitch.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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