Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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