I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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