South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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