The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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