All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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