I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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